(Transcript of an actual conversation between me and my daughter)

“You could blog about eyeballs!”

“Umm…the blog is supposed to relate to food.”

“You could blog about vampires, and how they eat eyeballs!”

“But vampires suck blood; they don’t eat eyeballs.”

“Yes they do. They suck the blood, then eat the eyeballs!”

“No, vampires have piercing-sucking mouthparts. They can’t eat eyeballs…Unless, of course, they liquefy them first.”

“Oh.”